अर्ध-सार्वजनिक बटहोल प्ले

A hot summer afternoon, a hard-on, and an urge to take something up my old anus. No men available, but I had veggies, so why not go out on my balcony, strip naked, and stuff things up my fuck-worn asshole for sexual pleasure. And then jerk to a toe-curling orgasm.